Pyar Ke Side Effects

Though I never really had a break-up, (I was never really in a mutual relationship, so all my break ups were one sided), but I know the phases that follow a break-up…I've seen a lot of them

So here it is, for the rookies…the one’s who have never been in a relationship….mutual or otherwise…beware of “break-up”!!!!

Let’s see the phases that follow a break-up:

1)      the first few days are living hell…it seems like the sky has fallen and the world has come to an end…but as they say, this too shall pass away

2)      the next stage is called “mai sharabi hu”…yeah, you start scoring high on booze quotient…n nothing can stop you…u just try everything….beer, whisky, vodka, rum…whatever comes your way…so the bottomline is, ladki kuch kare na kare…she certainly contributes to your alcoholism :P

3)      when you have a break-up…you have all the time in the world to waste…n u utilize it to maximum…you watch movies, listen to some ultra sad songs, you sleep, you again watch movies, listen songs n again you go back to sleep…n the viscous circle continues…

4)      now, slowly and steadily you start believing that you can never get “her”…your sense enlightens…and you decide to live life to the fullest… you apparently start to enjoy life…you start studying hard to prove that you’re worth it…and ultimately it all ends pretty soon (c’mon how long can you fool yourself)

5)      Now this is a new one, “BREAK UP PARTY”!!! I have been to such parties…n believe me…its not that bad… (c’mon, free me khane ko mil raha hai, what else u want)

6)      Slowly and steadily you start mutating…you can either become a “joyless loner” and start living life in the dark or you become a “pervert swine” and start flirting with every single girl that comes your way…I’d prefer the later :P

7)      Next stage is called “coming-of-age”…you get to know your self like you had never known before…suddenly you realize the truth… you start believing you’ve had enough of love and want to do something important in life…you think you’ll be next Narayan Murthy or Bill Gates…n some actually end up being Mark Zuckerberg!!!!

8)      Finally, after all those epiphanies and self realization….something terrible happens…the moment you think you have figured it all…your life and your dreams, you find another girl…you fell in love…and sooner or later you break up…and this viscous circle starts all over again…

So…no matter how hard you try, you cant get out this pit once you’ve fallen in it…so, my advice is to stay away from this hell called relationship which ultimately leads to a break up…or you can always revert back to the “murphy’s law”, like I do :P