So, after 20 years of intense research and hard work am finally able to extract out some weird but interesting facts about me…
1) I suck when I try to impress anyone…it never works… I always end up slipping on the red carpet :P
2) No matter what I do…how much I try, gals never find me amusing…they never fall foe me…its like there’s an invisible insulation between me and gals…WTF??
3) I hate loosing…be it games, studies, work or life…I just hate loosing…and even then I always end up on the loosing side…
4) I am a sadist and I find peace in solitude… people often complain I don’t call…I don’t send sms…but that’s how I am…I cant change
5) I am absolute absent minded…I always end up loosing something every now and then and it’s not until a week that I come to know about what I have lost…
6) Ditto with relationships…first I’ll loose it and then I’ll repent about it…I always make frangible relationships L
7) I always act without thinking about the consequences…no matter how prudent I try to be I always end up making hasty decision…and I never learn lesson from my mistakes…
8) I am heavily driven by my mood…I won’t do a shit until I feel like doing it…
9) I am the laziest piece of shit you’ll ever come across…its impossible to move my ass out of my bed for some work…specially on a cold January morning
10) I don’t start studying unless and until my ass is on fire…say a week before exams…and it doesn’t need a mention that I always get screwed in my exams..
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420) I always waste my time writing 420 points about some stupid self discovery…when I know its total crap and wastage of time
P.S: I am really running out of ideas on my blog…I should rather spend my time studying CAT material…but then I cant help being cynical :P
3 comments:
abe tum itna dukh late kaha se ho bhai?????
are dude if u don't love yourself u cannot love anybody else
I agree with Shalabh
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